The only proper way to protect your beer, soda or autocal from heat, locust swarms, electrical disturbances, machine gun fire or the charge of ravenous hippies. 

*Warning* Side effects may include; Improved Liberty, Instant and permanent growth or mullet, being surrounded by bald eagles, and a ringing of Freedom in your ear.

Includes 
2ea - American Diesel Power "Freedom Can Chillers"